get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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