we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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