I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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