who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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