i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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