You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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