dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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