i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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