Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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