Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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