please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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