there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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