WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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