And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
