The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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