I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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