in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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