my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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