I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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