im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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