About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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