the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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