People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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