i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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