It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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