Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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