careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.