I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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