I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
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3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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