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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

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• (564): View more from Washington

  I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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• (562): View more from California

  The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.

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