just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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