margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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