And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
