Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I just want nice things and good sex
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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