This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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