we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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