ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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