She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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