Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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