I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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