if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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