I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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