so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you would pick up someone in the library
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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