I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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