Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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