I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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