we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
