His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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