girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My dick has a subreddit
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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