I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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