Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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