Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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