I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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