I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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