So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
