once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I need water and some morals
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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