But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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