Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Oh Jesus.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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