All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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