Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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